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Because it does not make sense not to

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Props to DragonflyBlade21 www.bash.org

Haha, i just figured out what’s up.
First, I felt like this (1-4 days) about Lenka

Then, I realized I felt like this

And now, I don’t care much about it, although I will go through moments every now and then because she was my first gf. Overall, I realize that although she is a cool person, she was using me; and that’s not cool. Not only was I cheated on, but I was spit on and kicked into the ground. Shit. How did I let this happen? It’s because I wanted to experience something I had never experienced before, a real girlfriend. I don’t know if I got this, because I wasn’t Glen to her, I was Mr. Galrernett. Get it? But, thank the lord! Beth, I love you, you gave me great advice. I love you too Ms. Galli, and I might just come down to PA and visit ya. Great times.

I have only worked so hard to make myself the perfect man so that when I meet the girl of my dreams, I have everything to be the man of her dreams. I am not saying that Lenka was near the girl of my dreams, but I figured I better start getting my feet wet to see what this so-called girl may be like. Girls girls girls. I hope I did not get in over my head. Only time will tell. My dad would call this a God Joke. Oh, very funny God.

captian planet says yay!

YAHOO!

MEMORIABLE QUOTES!

“You’ll PAY for this CAPTAIN PLANET!”- Looten Plunder
“Everyone wants power, the power to control, the power to rule mankind”- Zarm
“You made your planet a wasteland Zarm. Now go live there!”- Captain Planet
“Forget the prop. Reality television is what sells.”- Duke Nukem
“You’re out of sight in my sights”- Verminous Skumm
“Well, a fire that big you have to take by storm”- Captain Planet
“The Power is YOURS~!”- Captain Planet
“Let our powers combine! Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! GO PLANET! “- Captain Planet & Planeteers
“I’d love to stay and play King, uh, Cap of the Mountain, but I’ve got a hot date with a trashy old flame.”- Captain Planet
“Dr. Demented really did it this time!”- Wheeler
“I’m so fried it hurts to breathe.”- Wheeler

I hurt my back trying to get my abs into shape the other day! So much for being crazy abs. Time to lay low on those for a while. I have focused on exams for the last few days and thus avoided talking to most people who I usually hang out with. Exams are a challenge that need to be faced full force. Jordan and Danny are the neighbors who are cool as hell. Then you have Peter and Scott down the hall. Pretty much I don’t mind living here. My deoderant is running low and I am too lazy to go out into the cold fierce cold and go get some supplies. I’m in a nook that I don’t feel like trudging out into the unknown. Last time I did that, bad things happened.

So, I am looking for the hat, so I find a company that makes these sort of hats.. and wow. here’s the details

EMAIL TO HER:

Subject:
waldo hat?
To:
Susie@GottaHavaHat.com

a red and white striped short stocking cap, looks like
where’s waldo? how much would that cost? i would need
to recieve it by oct. 28, so i would pay express
shipping or whatever.

REPLY:
>Hi,I’m sorry I can’t help you. I don’t have any white fleece.Good Luck!Susie

disappointment rains supreme!

Check it out. I am so hot and nice that I like to save the enviroment the best way I can. Since I became a teenager, I realized I was getting so damn hot. I took showers and as soon as the water hit me, the steam started rolling off. I kept getting hotter and hotter, so I cut my hair. It didn’t help. So, I went and volunteered at the local power plant. I just climb in the vat and they pour water all over me and I generate the steam that powers most of the midwest between 9:00 and 10:00 every day. It’s really fun, but it’s hard to breath. Fortunately, Seth invented an air hose that would hook me up with Oxygen Bar Air, my favorite is Green Apple. That’s about it, me giving back to society. The chicks dig it too. If they are ever short on power, I simply do a little dance and boom, back up to maximum power. Sooo hot.

was crazy!! i met like.. 10 girls most of which were pretty damn cool. i thourougly enjoyed myself. Girls of Earhart 4, rock on, who was that guy? Seth? Sam? who knows, he was such a stud!, shiet, i’ve got a few tests comming up tomorrow and the next day, but i just did some situps… i haven’t done those since .. forever.. but i think my abs are going downhill or something, i dunno, cant tell. Allyna doesnt think so cutie. Holla back ya’ll. I gotta shiet. Then Laundry, ten study

I need to get over people. There are so many opportunities out there and I feel like I’m screwing around and stuff. I am currently planning to be a CEM major. Sounds good I guess. I just want to have fun. I do have fun most of the time. But, I accidently got a little attached to Lenka, who has been blowing me off. Her friends tell me to get away from her and I am trying. I had fun when I was with her. Now, I don’t have fun when I am with her. Bingo! I just realized that that’s a problem! Alright, since my goal in life is to maximize the fun that I am having and I am not having fun with Lenka anymore because I see no future in her, I need to go out and find a new girl who appreciates all I have to give. I have a lot of talents and skills and abilities and I like to think that I am a really great guy. Everything I have done up till college was simply to make sure that I could meet the greatest girl ever and she would like me too. I felt Lenka was this girl and wow.. I was so wrong! Haha, she felt like she was settling for me. I am pretty sure I did the same for her. Here’s a promise, I am all about whoever I am with. I want a commitment. To me, it is all about being able to share everything with another person. That is important.

To the next girl I meet that I might date, I hope that you can give this to me. Most girls say that they want what I have to offer and that no guy can ever offer it. On those blog things about the perfect guy, I have always tried to model myself after them. To me, I always plan on making my girlfriend more important than me. I will sacrafice even if it hurts later.

To me, I need to spend time where there is a future. Classes are great and all. It’s not about where you get, but how you get there. Apparently I am getting somewhere, but who cares if I am not having fun. I must maximize fun.

Oh yeah, and I like.. quit Triangle .. I was a pledge there and it just wasn’t working out for me. Everyone was great but something just was missing. I am still interested in the greek system and I visited Sigma Chi, where my cuz is at at Ball State, but I don’t think I liked that much. Then I went to Acacia and was like holy shit! this is so my style! haha. I loved it. I am going to one of their things tonight.

Tim is a cool mofo. I met some Trinity girl again last night and she had green underwear and made no sense. Sean kept playing WOW and I was like wow, we need to get this kid to do something. He’s a quitter before he even starts.

Eating is so hard because I am never hungry. Girls called me anorexic and that really hurt. I mean it really hurt. Like a lot. Since then, I have been trying to eat even more, but I end up eating less. I dont know.
I still love life. I love dancing. I am going dancing tonight! Yay!

i knew it all, and should have gotten a 95%, but i got an 80%.. oh well. it’s not the first time that it’s happened.